when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
Things I should be doing: Writing
Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.
why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth